sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

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bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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constable-connor:

That’s what I need for my school supplies

constable-connor:

That’s what I need for my school supplies

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delicatiely:

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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

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