d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

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dcpdreamscometrue:

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

i will never get over this

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