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bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

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leonmcgann:

this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight

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dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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carryonwaywardarcher:

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ackles-mjolnir:

Jensen Quackles

I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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goblinparty:

Ever since that episode of Sherlock I’ve been super careful about putting my charger in my phone because if I leave a bunch of scuffmarks on there and I die some little asshole is going to call me an alcoholic and they’ll feel so smug about it and that just makes me mad

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