the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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have you ever been in one of those moods where you just want to grab everything and rip it from the walls and break everything because you feel broken and you want to scream and kick and cry because nothing feels right and it’s all wrong and you don’t feel right and i don’t know anymore. 

(Source: oxyhaemoglobin, via mosaikbones)

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i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

(via thesassycat)




how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


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i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(Source: bluelanternrazer, via roseboners)

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me watching The Hobbit for the first time

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